Herfin' a new Cigar of the Day, the Cretins offered up some good tips on surviving the holiday season without going postal, and gift ideas for the Cretin on your list. Also, more weird stories from web, a new holiday themed 5 Things, and a new installment in our continuing investigative series on what the chicks are reading.
So, kick back with your favorite cigar and a double shot of holiday cheer for Blowin' Smoke #146!
The annual post-holiday stress-relieving herf is back! Join us at Allegheny Smokeworks, the home of the Herf n Nog, for an afternoon of good friends, fine cigars, homemade egg nog and a ton of bullshit!
Bring along some food or drinks to share (not required) and some of your own homemade egg nog, if you dare! We'll spend the afternoon eatin', drinkin' and herfin'!
Mike and the gang at Allegheny Smokeworks will have the humidor stuffed, as usual, and some great post-holiday deals too.
'Twas the day before Christmas, with Stillers on the tube,
and El Freako is pondering a yule tide "Whose Boobs?"
With coffee beside him all hot steamy and black,
he started reminiscing while scratching his sack.
What a year it has been, on the Blowin' Smoke show,
"I'm such a lucky bastard for the Cretins I know,
even though they're all weird in their own little way.
Hell, one humps a goat, but who hasn't, I say?"
They do always say it, and it is always true,
that it is about people, and friends old and new.
For cigars are a binder that many don't get.
Feel bad for those bastards. They haven't lived yet.
The memories kept coming, as El Freako sat there,
and he shifted his ass, and polluted the air.
His blessings are many. His fridge-idor is full.
But what about a Havana Room shiny brass pole?
El Freako is grateful for the listeners, the sponsors, and those ugly Cretin asses,
and wishes them all success and long ashes.
So here's to a bigger, longer, and better New Year
with teledildonics for all, and Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer!
Merry Christmas & Happy New Year from the Blowin' Smoke Podcast!
"And surely you will pay for your pint, And surely I will pay for mine! And we will take a cup of kindness yet for times gone by!" That's how the song goes as we herf out 2011 with Blowin' Smoke #147!
A Mystery Cigar was herfed for the last Cigar of the Day of 2011, and a new Cigar Match battle got underway. Rolling into a new year always brings up memories of the previous and hopes for the new, and the Cretins followed suit with some personal thoughts on cigars new to them in 2011, both memorable and forgettable. Plus, door to door breast exams, assault with a deadly femur, and rewriting headlines with our Tweeps. Look out for a new installment of "What The Chicks Are Reading," and a new 5 Things that involves designer socks.
So grab your noise maker, give your auld lang syne a bath, and light one up with Blowin' Smoke #147! Happy New Year!