Hence embedded in the divine and righteous Man Chair with a Padilla Habano robusto in hand and a Diet Coke to my left, I am tasked with introducing you to this new segment found only on BlowinSmokePodcast.com called "From the Man Chair"...to give you a little taste of what to expect in the weeks and months to come.
When my full figured posterior parks itself in the Man Chair with a fine cigar, all that matters is what I think. From the Man Chair, I am in my Archie Bunker chair in my house playing by my rules...until the wife gets home. From the Man Chair, mine is the only opinion that matters. From the Man Chair, I am free to pontificate and proscribe at will. From the Man Chair, grandstanding is the national past time. You get the picture, right?
Now, before we go any further, we should lay down some Man Chair rules. These rules are always subject to modification, addition or deletion, that's right, From the Man Chair.
Rule #1 - Respect the Man Chair.
Rule #2 - When in doubt, see Rule #1.
Rule #3 - Only the rightful owner of the Man Chair may claim its powers unless a temporary substitute is duly chosen by said rightful owner.
Rule #4 - The Man Chair shall not be overturned, overruled, or appealed except as welcomed by the Man Chair.
Rule #5 - The Man Chair can be bribed.
Rule #6 - The Man Chair will deny Rule #5.
What's next? Only the Man Chair knows. We might be discussing the finer points of micro-brews one day and the rubbernecking of the Jon & Kate + clown car vagina the next.
It might get ugly. It might be weird. It might be exactly what we need. Stay tuned.
And that's the way I see it...From the Man Chair.